Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)

Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.

by Z Noodle April 6, 2021

Whitebone

Loves pasta, that's it

You're eating pasta? You're such a Whitebone!

by Tac0'd February 8, 2022

Whitebone

A Pasta-Loving, Gun Wielding Hypixel Player who loves like every hypixel game and hates bad grades. If you upset he will murder you in bedwars, skywars, quakecraft, every duel on hypixel, etc.

You sweat hypixel? You're such a Whitebone.

by Tac0'd February 8, 2022

Whetstone

Whetstone -
A person you use to practice your Rizz and dating skills.

Why would you DM her she’s a munter.
She’s a Whetstone mate, just practicing my game for a 10

by JiggabooMoo June 25, 2023

whetstone mandem

popular group within the whetstone community, close allies with north finchley mandem. loves doing a bit of greek dancing. leader: theo. (lads got a god-sized dick).

the whetstone mandem were doing some greek dancing one day in the street

by kew mandem December 23, 2025