White bread

Get some white bread

Can you pick up some white bread.

by Likteabagab May 25, 2018

white bread

Bland, uninspired.

My school is so white bread that their fight song is Fight Song.

by Young Old Man January 24, 2020

White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.

“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”

by Irma. March 1, 2018

White Bread

An incredibly basic or boring person that brings nothing to the table in everyday life or conversation.

Someone you really don't want to be friends with.

Synonym: Mayo
Abbreviation: WB

"These girls I work with at my new job are the worst" -Jules
"Why?" -AP
"They're sooooo boring, just some straight up White Bread bitches.

by Snaplatts May 3, 2018

White Bread

Pale white brunette girls because the brown crust is hair and the bread is girl

that white bread wizard got a mahogany crust

by Wacka_Wacka January 18, 2024

Stale white bread boy

A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.

Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with

by Steviesteve November 20, 2023

White bread mom

White bread mom

went over to Chris's families house for Thankgiving and the dinner was great, typical, fairly predictable straight forward perfect white bread mom style turky day dinner

by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023