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My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by Scarquess December 1, 2022
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whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked
by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019
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Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.
Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales
by Wize.Online August 10, 2008
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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Whalequatic

whalequatic
Pronunciation weyl-kwat-ik, weyl-kwot-ik

–noun (unit of measurement)
1. 1 and a half drinks(1 and a half beers)
Lauren has only had 2 whalequatics and she's already drunk.
by Murph8807 January 14, 2010
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Whale Whore

A Whale Whore is a premiscuous girl who lures a nice, timid boy out whale watching. He'll agree because the activity is safe and boring, but, little does he know... as soon as the boat leaves the dock the whale whore begins an aggressive seduction.
- Janice invited me whale watching this weekend.
- Are you gonna go?
- No.... she's a total whale whore.
by Scientist Jones July 12, 2010
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Walter Mercado

Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.
John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.
by Swami Patrick September 24, 2020
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