Whacking The Gavil

Whacking the gavil is when you have a female participant upside down and legs open so she presents herself as a judge's bench. Then a man opens his pants and slaps his penis on her vagina.

Oh man last night youll never guess that this one whore let me start off sex by whacking the gavil!

by Dr. Honcho July 22, 2018

whacking the weaz

Someone who is in the act of masturbating at a highly inappropriate time or place.

"Yo, look! That homeless man is whacking the weaz outside of that daycare center!"

by theroamin'reporter May 27, 2009

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place

"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"

by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013

whacking the nozzle against the pump

Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank

Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.

by Dycokac February 12, 2019

Whacking The Stinky

Phrase used to describe anal.

Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.

by Velocityistaken December 18, 2023