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pedo whacker

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children
Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
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whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."
by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010
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Macca-whacker

Someone who has been caught masturbating in a fast food restaurant, in most cases using the free wifi to stream pornographic content.
John: Did you hear that Nick has a criminal record?

Tim: Yeah, he got arrested for indecent exposure in a McDonalds, He’s a Macca-whacker!
by JohBjelke November 25, 2020
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Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.
Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!
by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014
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whacker

Geeky person who longs to be a police officer or anyone of authority or importance. Usually has a car with antennas and lights with no authority to do anything. May have a police scanner hanging from his/her belt.
The Crown Victoria with the antennas and lights belongs to a whacker who lives down the block.
by Ham1369 September 26, 2009
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Pud Whacker

A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.
by leebuck2 April 15, 2003
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Reno rubber whacker

a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.
Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.
by jp59 June 3, 2006
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