Weak Sause

1.
You have no skills.
A very old urban term used by gamers in the mid 90'. First originated by GameFan magazine.

2.
Your gaming ability is severely lacking.

3.
Not up to the challenge

4.
You just suck

"If you cant beat ____ (various game), your weak sause"

"This game is not recomended for weak sause players"

"You were too scared to talk to that girl? Golly gee are your weak sause Billy."

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx April 23, 2006

weaksauce

A lame, weak way for dorks to put down other dorks online after a lame, weak insult. Quite possibly the worst bit of internet slang ever.

Ha! You think *my* avatar is weak? Well, yours is weaksauce.

by Ted3243242 January 10, 2008

Weaksauce

the manner of being weak by nature of virtue and character

My friend Ronen Price is weak sauce and has a fat girlfriend

by no one of consequence February 14, 2003

weaksauce

someone that lacks in any situation

I smashed him on the n64, hes weaksauce.

by tiendollaz May 16, 2007

Weaksauce

Completely and utterly irrelevant

Ximian should know when to STFU with his weak sauce bullshit

by Taint E. Taint August 7, 2003

Weaksauce

(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.

(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."

by Garret February 6, 2005

Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by Dr. J August 18, 2004