wandujo

noun: a penis, dick, schlong, tallywhacker, wang, etc. etc.

When Sally whipped her wandujo out, I almost shit my pants.

by kool aid man April 22, 2004

Wanfu

Ancient Chinese art of deception.

Some bitch ass nigga tried to pull some Wanfu on me, but I told him to take that jive ass shit outta here.

by McTard February 23, 2009

Wanguary

Similar to Movember except Men walk around with both Wang and Balls hanging out of an open zipper for the entire month of January. Obviously for Cancer Awareness.

Cam - Why's that guy got his junk hanging out at my New Year's party?

George - It's the first day of Wanguary. Stop staring.

by peruvianyak December 31, 2011

wankulizer

The act of masturbating before sleeping to make yourself tired.

Jake: "I'm going to have a wankulizer and a nap before work"

by Falconar September 14, 2012

Wagyu Fart

Wagyu fart: a large, yet enjoyable fart followed after eating wagyu steak. Typically a rich beef smelly fart only enjoyable by the person releasing it.

I had wagyu steak for dinner and spent the night doing wagyu farts!

by Jemz86 August 5, 2011

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

wankus

1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser

1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.

by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003