ASVAB Waiver

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.

I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..

by NoMotards December 16, 2011

Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.

Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
.

by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

Weimerica

modern america

Person 1: Wow man, this is such like pre nazi germany but we're living in america
Person 2: Weimerica am I right?

by Tadicts June 2, 2023

Core Warmer

A shot of alcohol e.g.; too make one happy.

We stopped for a Core Warmer because we were feeling cold.

by nyrabp March 15, 2010

Winter Warmer

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.

If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Raxteri January 11, 2012

Waiver Wire Whore

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.

Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.

by Vinny Marlin February 20, 2009

Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012