waggling

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."

John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.

by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

Waggin

It is used as a term for cool or popular

ex 1: You are the most waggin person I know

ex 2: you be so waggin dawg, no need to trip

by A gangsta rappa DAWG May 25, 2021

Waggin Out

Abruptly ditching your friends in a socially awkward manner and refusing to give a reason for your douchey behavior.

Guy #1: "Hey guys, you wanna roll deep and head out in 15?"
Guy #2: "Sounds good man."
Guy #3: "Yeah bro."
Guy #4: "Actually... I have this thing I have to do so probably not."
Guy #2: "Wait, what do you have to do?"
Guy #4: "Uuuhhh, just this thing. I'm not going with you guys though."
Guy #1: "Just forget it bros, he's Waggin Out again."

by NSACAJ November 13, 2011

tooth wigglin'

a raunchy make out session in which teeth may come loose and wiggle.

My oh my, he is so fine. We best be doin' some tooth wigglin' tonight.

So I heard Mary and Joe were tooth wigglin' at that party last night...

by woburn4eva August 28, 2010

inappropriate wiggling

When two or more ice carvers are sharing body heat, and one or more move there bodies in ways that lead to increased friction and wetness. Only count if your in a tent in the winter with just one sleeping bag and lot of alcohol.

You can share my body heat but no inappropriate wiggling.

by ice ninja April 27, 2015

Stick-wiggling Fucktard

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.

Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

by manny629 October 2, 2009