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Minimum wages

The thing that Mcdonalds courperation gives to Mcdonalds emplyees
Josh was going to work at Mcdonalds but was told to work at a sweat shop if he wanted more than Minimum wages
by Meerkat123 May 2, 2008
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Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.
Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.
by Minderbinder September 1, 2023
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minimum wage

A way for the upper class to keep people poor enough that they won't fulfill their dreams, while still giving them enough money to stay alive long enough to continue the cycle. There are ways to escape the purgatory that a minimum wage job entails, but most wage-slaves are too disillusioned by their meager station in life to take any serious action to improve it. The constant stream of bourgouise propaganda has convinced those on the rusty lower rung of the economic ladder that they don't deserve it anyway.
I started my new job last week, and my manager decided to fuck me in the ass while I washed the dishes, just to assert his dominance over me.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.
by Hankuranium November 4, 2019
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minimum wage

(noun) The lowest possible amount/wage an employer can legally get by with paying their employees.
"What can I say?" Nikki pondered out loud, "Every job I've ever had would only pay me minimum wage. Sheeeet, I was born to lose, homie".
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Chicken wages

Low wage income earned in a fast food establishment, specifically at a fast food chicken place.
I drink Pabst because of these oppressive chicken wages.
by Jerff June 1, 2015
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Minimum wage

Minimum wage is a disease spread around by companies who don't pay their workers alot of cash
Guy 1: Welp I'm off to my part time job

Guy 2: BACK UP I don't wanna catch the minimum wage
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Microscopic Wage

Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!
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