When a man who is very intoxicated (often off of large quantities of Whiskey) attempts to have intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, but finding that his penis is too flaccid for penetration, just ends up undulating the limp penis in-between the woman's butt checks.
"After buying him 3 or 4 Fire Ball shots, all I got was a soft waffle."
"Nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing."
"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."
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"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."
by bfastchamp August 30, 2013
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by Dawg5000 May 7, 2019
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by Marcus Schaeffer February 21, 2018
Get the WaffleGrain mug.The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.
Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.
by Keegan O'Brien July 1, 2008
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im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.
by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015
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Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
by Kirby369 September 6, 2013
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