Waff

Condensed version of 'What the Fuck'.

Waff! Someone's breaking into my car!

by Brock McNamara November 15, 2003

Bag of Waff

Referring to something underwhelming. Waff being anything found on the inside of a bagpipe, inc air, mucous, irnbru and dribble. Underwhelming, flaccid or disappointing. Waff.

‘What a bag of Waff.’ Complained Sheila, when Stuart just couldn’t produce the goods.

by GeoffPower January 04, 2021

Wiff waff

bullshit stories.

Don't be comin up in here with all yo wiff waff.

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

Le maison du waff-el

A breakfast spot for classy rednecks. How French-speaking truck drivers refer to the Waffle House restaurant.

Get in the truck baby. We're gonna go eat at le maison du waff-el. You can even get extra hashbrowns if you want. And maybe we'll plan our wedding there if it's alright with your momma.

by G-Mann June 20, 2019

baggy waff

A loose vaginas

That girls got a baggy waff lol

by Bj ippy February 27, 2017

waff

a big fart lol

waff means usually caused by indians

by Soupboi420 March 14, 2022

Waff

British slang: short for “waffle” used in the context of waffling. Used grammatically as a replacement of bullsh*t.

Chatting so much waff
Tracy was talking waff again
She started going on about waff

by squiddy666 June 03, 2019