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WaffleHouse Hoe 

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.
Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho
WaffleHouse Hoe by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

Canton Wafflehouse 

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.
"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."
Canton Wafflehouse by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A video commenting trend started by the YouTuber Jonny RaZeR. This phrase is similar to the phrase ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨ created by JellyBean, however unlike them, Jonny had his own viewers decide on the comment that would be written in the comment section of every video seen by participants of the joke. A viewer of Jonny commented The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host and it quickly began to be copy and pasted in the comment section. Jonny has encouraged everyone to only comment the message once on each video seen and to like/upvote the single comment in hopes of preventing the message from flooding the comments of every video on social media.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that comment being spammed everywhere on social media?
Person 2: Yeah! Everyone keeps saying The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

Waffle house 

“Hey want to go to the Waffle House
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot

Waffle House 

The place to go when you want some good waffles at an economical price. Also a good late-night place.
That Waffle House down on 27 got a low health score, like a friggin 75.
Waffle House by It's raw January 11, 2017