Wade

One who has shit talked about them and seldom if never to them...

Punk 1:There's Wade..I'm gonna kick his ass.
Person 2:Then go get it done.
Punk 1:Oh I am...One day I am.

by Klikity klak September 16, 2018

Wade

Wade is just like his father. Dorky but smart. Strong but weak. Well, has his weak points...he will protect anyone he loves from any harm. But, is just like his mother...tough but weak, sensitive and doesn't want to worry anyone.

girl: (hugs wade)
Wade: Ẅhats wrong?"

by Ms. Yvon May 14, 2015

Wade

a unit of measurement equalling 75 inches.

How big is that gap? About a wade and a half.

by wa de September 9, 2010

Wade

The person in a group of friends that everyone loves to mess with or pick on, and the person who annoys everyone.

Shut up wade!

by Booperdoopergirl September 3, 2018

wade

n. slang term for marijuana meaning "weed".

sarey: what are you doing with your day off?
jox: writing songs and smokin wade

by CityBloodsuckGhost December 17, 2006

Wade

A Christian boy who doesn't like to swear or masturbate. A person named Wade does not believe in pre-marital sex, kissing, or hand-holding.

Girl: Hey Wade, wanna smash?
Wade: Not before marriage ;)

by Zach Lorch April 29, 2020

Wade

Another word for dude, spawned by a group of students studying over the summer at a program with College of the Atlantic in Bar Harbor, ME. Two of the group's sixteen members were named Wade, a strange coincidence due to the name's uncommon nature.

Before long, everyone became wade. That's just how it is.

Drop the Nalgene from the top of the lighthouse, wade.

Waaaadee!

Hey, wades.

by coawade August 14, 2009