wambulence

An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.

Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!

by Wambulence EMT #256 March 29, 2005

Wambulance

A fictional vehicle, often used to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they are whining too much.

Person 1: My dad just found out he had cancer, and my cat just got hit by a car.

Person 2: Awwwwww. Someone call nine waaa waaa, and get a wambulance over here.

by TheNoobAvenger November 8, 2007

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

wambulance

n. what you call for when you've got a whiner on your hands.

<Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"

by Barcoder June 20, 2008

Waambulance

something you say to your friends when they need to suck it up and take it like a man.

friend: Dude, I just got hit by a car, I cant move my legs!

you: Awwww, do I need to call a fucking waambulance bro?

by germanbwa January 28, 2009

Wambulance

The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.

Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.

by stoner911 October 14, 2009

call a waaambulance

An expression used when someone is whining incessantly.

Call a waaambulance for that spoiled brat, or she'll need a real one before long.

by redhed311 May 3, 2005