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toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.
guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.
by seagullxx November 1, 2007
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Mexican Volcano

When a man blows his load into his girlfriend/boyfriends asshole. Then his partner gets on their hands and knees with their ass in the air, and clenches their asshole, causing a burst or "volcano" of jizz to come shooting out.
Friend: Dude, I heard you and your bae did a Mexican Volcano last night.

Dude: Yeah bro. It left a pretty big mess!
by TheAcornnMan July 28, 2014
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Lazy Volcano

The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.
"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."
by RapeFactory420 July 10, 2009
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volcano nipples

Angry red sticky-outy nipples, much like a volcano.
I am not showering with Vlad again, dude has volcano nipples.
by Dee Buttersnapps January 10, 2011
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Volcano Box

A woman's vagina or other orifice that is infected with a STD or venereal disease. Including but not limited to; Herpes & gonorrhea.
Stay away from Marie, she has a volcano box.

I need to get tested, that girl might have had a volcano box.
by Webster Miami August 13, 2009
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When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.
by Nutt soar December 27, 2016
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Anal volcano

Pouring a can of Coke or Pepsi into someone's asshole and having them defecate an acidic shit solution back out.
Guy: "Trust me honey, it's ok, I was told diet soda creates a less painful anal volcano."
Girl: *muffles inaudible dialogue through a muzzle*
by fun4thewholefamily May 5, 2014
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