Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by B. Hanback February 24, 2009

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

Velcrohead

A derogatory term used to refer to blacks. Velcrohead is derived from the nappy hair many blacks have.

Look at those little velcroheads munching on their poormet cuisine.

by evenplay August 24, 2008

Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

Velcrows

Generally two women who do everything together.
Used mainly for older women and/or for women who gossip

"Those two go everywhere together"
"They're a couple of Velcrows"

by ROxford December 26, 2011

Velcro Gang

A gang who everyone fears who all wear velcro shoes. Extra cool points if you cross it over

Tim: You wanna scrap mate
Fin: Ight

*Velcro gang arrive and shank Tim to death and Fin gets his girl

by finwhoscrapswithtim September 11, 2020

Velcro Crotch

When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.

Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.

by RueRueRue December 4, 2015