Vardouche

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.

I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?

by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011

Vacoomer

A man who fucks vacuums he is the combination of a coomer and a vacuum fanatic

Shrek: donkeh I found a post on reddit called cursed_vacoomer it was a video of a guy having sex with a vacuum
Donkey: that’s crazy right there

by Nig bigger dick December 23, 2019

oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

Varno Special

A Varno special is a cocktail made by putting a few ice cubes into a tall glass, filling it with vodka, and putting a splash of whatever mixer you can find.

On vacation we started drinking Varno Specials at 10 am everyday.

by mikaila983 August 22, 2011

vancouver special

A basic and boxy housing style that was prevalent in East Vancouver, Canada, during a housing boom in the 60's and 70's. Cheap and easy to build, houses were 2 level structures with a basement that was easily converted into an illegal rental suite.

--Hey man, I heard you just bought a house.

--Yeah, it's a Vancouver special. I hope to flip it quickly but the basement suite should cover the mortgage in the meantime.

by petabo August 13, 2006

vancouver maneuver

Tucking one's erect member into ones waistband to avoid detection whilst in public.

My date with that really hot girl would have gone bad if it weren't for the Vancouver maneuver.

by M. Miller May 6, 2008

vancouver island

gods gift of beautiful scenery on the west coast, home to hippies on the small islands of denmanand hornby and weed growers alike plus a large population of hicks on upper vancouver island around the comox valley and surrounding areas. Being on the west coast yields more rain on vancouver island than the rainforest during a monsoon season and the combination of that rain and the limestone landscape makes vancouver island a rich karst region with an estimated 2000 or so caves to be discovered. The island is also a place to find some amazing scuba diving and artifical reefs such as 2 sunken battleships near the city of nanaimo. The island boast a rich variety of beaches, rivers, lakes, mountains and skiing, campsites, fishing, and plenty of protected parks making it a beautiful place to call home.

"when i die i hope i go to heaven"
"well its only a short ferry ride to vancouver island....."

by diggy mcdigster May 24, 2008