vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

by chacho February 7, 2006

Vagicision

Any decision made by a female, usually a bad decision.

When Eve ate the apple from the tree of knowledge, that was the original vagicision

by BigDaddyYumYum October 8, 2010

vagisil wheels

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.

Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

vagifro

Big ol 70's bush, the kind that goes from hipbone to hipbone.

I hate choking on the vagifro.

That bikini can't hide the vagifro.

by skidd95 October 5, 2009

vagiface

If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.

VAJ.UH.FACE.

"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."

"Vagiface?"

"Yes. Vagiface for short."

"Vagiface. Yes. I aprove! Ill go add it to Urban Dictionary...post haste!"

by WhipperSnapper December 3, 2016

vaginicle

The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus.

pl. vaginicles.

They lay together in the after glow, sweat glistening off their bodies, and a thin covering of shimmering vaginicles covering his now-flaccid member.

by Whytee December 19, 2004

vagifreeze

Frigid stimulation of the vagina.
Caused most often by the rapid penetration and/or stimulation of a females' sex organs by use of a freezing cold object, such as a popsicle.

Dillon: "Anything new today?"
Travis: "I gave my girlfriend Vagifreeze this morning! Then i ate her out and enjoyed my pussy-smothered popsicle."
Dillon: "Oh, lucky bastard."

by Dillon L. November 4, 2007