Red light vortex

This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.

The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.

This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.

Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.

15 mins later......

Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.

Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...

by Chris Waltham May 9, 2011

jason voorhees

The killer in the horror movies "Friday the 13th". He mostly uses a machete, wears a hockey mask, is very big and strong, and doesn't talk. Faced off against "A Nightmare on Elm Street" killer Freddy Krueger.

You cannot escape Jason no matter how fast you run

by Mister Happyface May 13, 2005

voorhoofdguy

Tijn ligt op hulsbeek te zonnen

he is an voorhoofdguy

by @Holshobb June 8, 2022

Vortex of Dog Fuckery

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.

Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.

by DogFuckery November 20, 2022

ICS Vortex

Bassist/backing vocalist for Norwegian symphonic black metal band Dimmu Borgir. I don't see how people seem to notice only Shagrath and Silenoz when Vortex (in my opinion one of the best vocalists AND bassists in the history of the universe) plays just as much of a part of the band as both of them. Normally plays a BC-Rish Warlok bass and sings cleanly, unlike Shagrath. Also looks fairly different to the other memebers of the band, since he doesn't have black hair (it's blonde) and wears very little corpsepaint (normlly just paints his face white).

Listen to "Progenies of The Great Apocalypse" or "Kings of The Carnival Creation" for the best examples of his vocals. "Sympozium" and "Allehelgens Dod I Helveds Rike" are also fairly great. ICS Vortex is my god.

by Dimmumoth September 24, 2008

Vortide

The best Albion YouTuber out there. Makes excellent content for other games as well.

Did you see the new Vortide video?

by YouTube Reviewers February 14, 2023

Vorten

Has a Lot of Experience of something.
Pro of something.
Smart; has lot of information on its brain.

I am Vorten in Cooking.

Jale Has a Vorten Experience On Games.

by TheForbiddenGamer November 25, 2018