vegemite

it looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap, only eaten by australians, expats in other countries, and people who eat way too much crrap.

1) some autralian weirdo: have some vegemite, mate!
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.

2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).

3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*

by Ian Lopez April 7, 2008

Vegemite

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it an salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

by Craig Duckett July 21, 2008

Vegemite

Thick, brown faeces.

Oh, man, I just took a masive vegemite.

by xopher.tm April 3, 2005

Vegemite

a paste that should have directions how to apply, because it tastes like "FOO" its the anti-christ of bread spread

this vegemite was imported from Australia, and Shell should keep the shite in a safe

by Passions March 29, 2003

vegemite

A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves.
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'

"what do you think of Anna?"
"Anna? shes vegemite!"

by Kraken July 23, 2008

Vegemite

An inferior, colonial, version of the one true toastular spread Marmite.

Those convicts don't realise the powers that they are meddling with. Attempting to recreate the magic of Marmite could bring about a universal cataclysm. Thankfully they can only manage to construct a poor knock-off, vegemite, that poses no danger.

by James Weatherley October 29, 2006

Vegemite Driller

An Australian term to define a homosexual; Puts a rose on every cheek ;)

John: "Wow, did you see that guy?! What a Vegemite Driller."
Sam: "Yeah, Word, He Drills the Vegemite BIG TIME".

by Urban Dictionary March 28, 2007