Drink an urn

It’s when somebody tells somebody to drink beer until they get a tumor or die

Don:hey John go drink an urn. John:go die

by Braydong44 January 5, 2021

I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011

Fetch me an urn

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.

1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”

by daltonjfk September 30, 2019

pee-vee-urn

dorky ass little nerd..nasily little d_bag

pee-vee-urn

mclovin...pruane2forever (search his name on youtube)

by bmmcdani January 1, 2009

dirty urn

Where you shag a bird and as you pull out, cum in an urn and mix like a cement mixer. Then empty the urn onto their face for the ultimate cum shot.

I gave Jane an awesome dirty urn last night.

by Ice Swallowcome April 6, 2021

big urn

one one roams the world overindulging at every oppurtunity.

Jimmy Buffet is a Big Urn.

by blzdp June 23, 2003

big urn

cocksucking liberal

john kerry is a real big urn!

by deep throat June 20, 2003