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When you move the 'n' in urban because it sounds better
You: I just misspeled urban
Me: I just made a happy accident, its called urnba and its much better than urban
urnba by Urnba November 3, 2021
When you move the 'n' in urban because it sounds better
You: I just misspeled urban
Me: I just made a happy mistake, its urnba and sounds better than the actual word

Urnba is the better version of urban
urnba by Urnba November 3, 2021

Unbalanced Anthony 

A unfair, lopsided, or ludicrous offer.
The hooker said it’s $50 for a blowjob.

“I said you can keep that Unbalanced Anthony shit. You only got half your teeth - I’ll give you $10.”
Unbalanced Anthony by McBackup November 2, 2022

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urbanal Sex 

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

urban forestry 

The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry
urban forestry by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017