unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011

unusual

Something or someone that is out of the ordinary in a swef sort of way, or when the thing/person is trendy and swag loading 98%, or even something to call someone who is lookin' like a qt3.14159265359.

Guy 1: zamn girl ur lookin kinna unusual
Girl: (proceeds to pepper spray him)

Guy 1: bro look at this new fit
Guy 2: ooh bro that fit strait unusual! :0

by amongusfan69420 November 7, 2021

joes unusual trip

A Chinese knockoff version of jojos bizarre adventure, parts include: vampire blood
Gay tendencies
Starbucks adventurers
brass is breakable
And finally: BRONZE AIR

Guy 1: Yo did you see joes unusual trip?
What the unholy water is that?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?

by ha ez March 9, 2021

Unusual Criticism

Weird and disturbing ways to make fun of someone. They also can be hilarious or 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙.

Now that's some Unusual Criticism

by ugeeth September 24, 2021

unusual mez

Just your typical horse eating tonga who likes to scream your dad finished me quicker or im not as good on cod as herb.

did you see that girl shes just like unusual mez

by TheOnlyHerbert March 14, 2022

The Unusual Competition

The Unusual Competition is the best Discord camp. EVER. Only the chaddest of chads compete in this camp, where if you lose (haha you suck), you face elimination where one of the contestants will get eliminated. Maybe two if the sigma host, Italian Milk, feels like it. Some EPIC GAMERS that compete are Diceman, Cosplayer, Spirit, Shapey, Lance, Limby, and especially and most importantly, Bingus (i love you bingus marry me). trisdeez

hey dude have you ever heard of the unusual competition?
stfu gary

by Juno i love you May 29, 2022

Something Unusual Test lololowldcalosldclawsdocaol

Test test test test test test
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by Seek the sleek March 13, 2021