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Unholy Hand Grenade

The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.
While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.
by JoNeBoY August 14, 2010
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unholy candle

A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
by †reptilicus† January 28, 2009
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Unholy Trinity

The unholy trinity consists of 3 shock sites, Lemonparty, Goatse, and Tubgirl. These are some of the most vile things that can be found on the Internet, and so are fun to show your friends! If you can masturbate to these images, you gain the conveted Internet ability, immunity to shock sites.
It is said that if you view the entire unholy trinity at one time your eyes will explode into a fountain of blood and brains and that this will be perfered to seeing all three of the images.
by John Argon August 23, 2006
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G-Unot

G-Unot is a term commonly used by The Game, The Black Wallsteet, or fans of The Game. Its used to describe how G-Unit is fake and false in being Gangsta.
Ask 50, it get lonely on top
You can hate me or love me, but now the cops the only homies he got
When it's beef we eat, we win, but we ain't lonely we pop
You sell records but a GGG-UNOT!
Acting big on the radio, to me you not
by Jonny G. January 16, 2006
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Unholyverse

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fanfiction trilogy that will tear your heart to pieces and change your perspective on the world and religion. Featuring Frank Iero as an unfortunate piercer and Gerard Way, a mysterious priest. Read at your own risk.
Did you read the Unholyverse?

Man, don't even mention, that shit is dark.
by WowNatalie May 20, 2017
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Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.
Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?
by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018
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unbottle yourself

If you're an uptight sort of person that needs an excuse to let loose a little and be a bit extroverted and have fun in a way that would normally embarrass you .. you need to "unbottle yourself".

Carlsberg has just laid claim to this term with their app campaign suggesting people "unbottle" themselves. It's targeted at Swede's in particular, being that they're uber conservative - trying to find the most 'courageous person' in Sweden.
at a karaoke bar with your mates - "Jimmy, you've got no balls, unbottle yourself and dedicate the next song to that hot blonde over there!"

at the work party, watching a colleague dance with an imaginary person on the dancefloor - "someones unbottled themselves .."
by HappyHourHanna April 13, 2011
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