twomble

To abruptly leave an awkward situation without saying a word.

Did you see Will twomble out when that girl made him nervous?

by iamthelawbitches September 18, 2014

Chin Thompson

Consolation words given to a guy who gives lots of banter, but can't take any.
Especially good to say when verbally abusing someone cursed with the unfortunate affliction of having a tiny penis.

(CHANT)
Chin, Chin, Chin Thompson.

by EllenWx January 11, 2014

Jack Thompson

A senseless lawyer; Anti-videogame fucktard ambulance chaser who tries to sue video game companies for making games that supposedly cause violent crimes(tries being key word)
Blames the game developers for things that wouldn't happen if parents knew what responsibility meant.

See Also: Satan Shithead

by I hate asshats May 7, 2005

Milly Thompson

A character from Trigun that is a lot smarter than most people give her credit for. She is also very hot.

Milly Thompson once punched Vash the Stampede in the face

by bob882 July 6, 2004

Thompson Time

Thompson Time is anytime you get into trouble at school or at work for an unreasonable thing.

“Tony told me a lewd joke. He needs Thompson Time.”

by big-chungus99 March 26, 2019

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

by dylpaul December 4, 2015

Jack Thompson

a lawyer who defends kids in murder cases by claiming that video games brainwashed them into doing it. Where do I start with this one?

-His license to practice law in Alabama has been revoked.

-He had several gamepolitics.com accounts, all of which were banned.

-He claims that the original Doom trained the Columbine shooters, and that Halo trained the D.C. sniper attacks, both of which statements are outrageously ridiculous when you consider how realistic those games are (I'm referring to gameplay, not graphics).

-Every email reply he sends is always something like:
"piss off you little queerbag" or "your favorite industry has been exposed on 60 minutes you fagtard" (with that same punctuation and capitalization).

-He hasn't won a single court case with his position. Where the hell does he get his money from?

Jack Thompson is a COMMUNIST!

by SPARTAN 117 November 11, 2008