Twonk

idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!

Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!

by i iz kl July 16, 2008

twonkle

someone who gives excessive rim jobs.
can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
twonkler, twonkling, etc.

"ohhh dude stop twonkling me!"

"that bitch is a twonkler."

"your mom twonkled me last night."

by Susie Duff April 7, 2008

Twonkie

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"

by Twonks September 10, 2014

Twonk

When someone is a fucking piece of shit

Bob: Donald trump gets my vote.
Terry: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING TWONK!!

by LittleKidLover0114 October 17, 2016

Thunder Twonk

Unintelligent dirty two legged twat monkey.

My boyfriend's ex wife is a thunder twonk, she's nasty, lazy, and disgusting.

by KatarynaManteufel-Smith April 17, 2019

Twonker

Twat and Plonker

Jeffery you are such a twonker

by Britrishslanglady March 7, 2020

Twonkle

Better version on Twinkle Twinkle.

Kim: Wanna Twonkle?

BonQueQue: What's Twonkle?

Kim: Just listen, Twonkle Twonkle little star, Now i murder baby sheep.

BonQueQue: That's way better than Twinkle Twinkle.

by NotYourMamaBitch July 15, 2013