What most people are. Like really. If everybody walked around saying what they really thought shit wouldn't get done!
Dude 1: That's a lovely new dress Mrs. Beaufort.
Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!
Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.
Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.
Dude 1: It's true!
Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!
Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.
Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.
Dude 1: It's true!
by mikeygoodfella May 25, 2009
People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA
"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"
"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"
"Dude stop actually"
"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"
"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"
"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"
"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"
"Dude stop actually"
"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"
"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"
"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"
by AtomicBr3ath August 26, 2021
noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.
You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!
by JackM June 08, 2005
Kalie is so two-faced! Kalie told me that she was my friend and would always be there, and then she goes around talking crap about me and telling everyone lies?
by kr1ptonite December 09, 2008
by littlemommasangel November 26, 2010
Trey: "dude that girl is so hot"
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is
by Trey M September 08, 2005
TwoFaces are most likely the newest designer pills on the black market today, although mainly found in Europe, there is rumor that they will be making it to the states quite soon. The high of these temp. legal pills resembles a high dose of marijuana at first, then transforms into a more psychedelic less euphoric version of MDMA. Pills effects last up to 8 hours and they are commonly found in half red half blue capsules, they usually come with the warning not to take more than one. Witch implies a strong dose of whatever active compound(s) are present. They are not commonly sold as extacy but are similar in price, altho somewhat higher. If you would usually pay 10 - 15 for an extacy pill in your area, expect 2faces(also commonly known as 26's) to go for around 17 - 20.
"Ay man, i just got some two faces, want one? 25 bucks."
"Hell no dawg, i only pay 8 bucks for beans.."
"Bro.. this isnt extacy, its 26s, imagine smoking 4 blunts of dro to the dome then eating a mix of acid and extacy.. thats what ONE is like"
"Let me get 2.."
"Dont die, here ya go."
"Hell no dawg, i only pay 8 bucks for beans.."
"Bro.. this isnt extacy, its 26s, imagine smoking 4 blunts of dro to the dome then eating a mix of acid and extacy.. thats what ONE is like"
"Let me get 2.."
"Dont die, here ya go."
by Pres. February 05, 2010