twitard

A pejorative term referring to a rabid, obsessed fan of the Twilight series (a.k.a. twihard).

Unlike regular twilighters, twitards practically worship the series (some even referring to it as the bible) and refuse to tolerate any parodies or critiques of their beloved obsession.

Twitards are known for expressing their dislike of people who don't like Twilight (especially anti-twilighters) through the following:
-yelling or abusing caps lock/exclamation points
-cursing
-threatening
-violence (including, but not limited to, punching, beating, kicking, and fish slaughter)
-ad hominems (the most common ones being: "you're ugly," "you've never read the 'saga'", and "you have no life.")
-false statistics
-expressing their and their friends unending love towards the series
-horrifying spelling, grammar, and syntax

Person: I don't like the Twilight series.
Twitard: OMG!!1! HOw CuLD U nOT LyK TWLIGHT!?/1/?
Person: Well, I think Edward is very abusi-
Twitard: NooO!!!1!!1!1 EDWarD Iz JuST PrOTeTIn BeLA HAO CulD U S4Y sUCH a THING alL mAH FreNDz luv tEH SaGA 98% oF tEenZ LUv TwilITE &7 onLY 2%5 Dont Soooo UR JuST uGLY HaTEr W/ nOOo lYF OMG U a**hoLE!1!!!1!!!!11

by Moon of Epic Win July 12, 2009

Twitcrastinate

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

titari

titari is hot and kool, her name is maori, Newzealand. She is very hot . she usually has red hair and people call her ranga. we love titari, she has bad past with online friends and gets angry easily, her parents think shes bi polar. but yeah shes hot and kool and awesome and you're lucky to have a titari in your life ex oh

"look theres titari shes so hot"
"lets get her in a ranga round up"

by loserloserloserloser November 27, 2021

twitcrastinate

Neglecting one's life by wasting time on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

twotard

Two retards engaged in a stupid conversation.

Most political debates are twotarded.

by Tedro357 March 6, 2009

twitrovert

someone who feels an increased sense of bravery when Twittering, as opposed to in person.

She is so quiet in real life, but when she gets on Twitter, she lets her hair down and becomes quite the Twitrovert.

by karpo4 March 27, 2009

Tritard

One who has achieved a level of stupidity three times higher then tardism

Jonny has ascended to the level of Tritard for being THAT stupid...

by The_Nemesis August 14, 2007