Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.

Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.

by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 2, 2009

Twatter

The midway point between twat and shitter

Rachel needs to shave her twatter.

by AuntJemimasIronSkillet October 15, 2010

Twatter

one who is a twat on twitter

"Did you see steph's last tweet?"
"Yeah she's such a twatter"

by Chester The Molester 94 November 7, 2011

twatter

Person who uses and/or talks about using twitter excessively.

Jerry's a twatter, he always has iphone in hand and is constantly posting tweets.

by albalion March 4, 2009

twatter

person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity

get a life and stop being a complete twatter

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

twatter

twitter ho

Congressional twatters make more news on CNN

by K8northoakland February 28, 2009

twatter

Someone who spends excessive amounts of time sharing too much information (T.M.I) on Twitter.

Amy: Did you see Hermann's tweet about taking a monstrous shit the other day?

Dave: Yea, he's become such a twatter!

by kabaum December 26, 2011