Ineffable Twaddle

A great deal of nonsense

God, what he was saying was just a bunch of ineffable twaddle. I can't even figure out what he meant!

by Alice Richie July 12, 2015

Twanklet

A facecloth like towel for your nether regions.

After I jizzed on that slutty Cindy, I tossed her a twanklet.

by 4 Eedy Family June 12, 2016

twandling

The act of taping two or more penises together

I just had a fun twandling party with my family

by Black Requice September 9, 2023

Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019

Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 2, 2004

twaddle

The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.

by hcracker April 30, 2003

twangle

something that is twisted and tangled as in cords or nerves

my phone cord is all twangled or my nerves are twangled

by brains November 14, 2005