Turban Dickson Airy

A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.

Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy

by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021

Cock Turban

Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.

Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.

by Nathan "Nasty Nate" Smith January 8, 2008

Turban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary which is only accessible in the Middle East and India.

Bob: Mom i wanna go to Urban Dictionary
Mom: We have Urban Dictionary at home
Urban Dictionary at home: Turban Dictionary

by Sodonim July 15, 2020

Rusty Turban

Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".

Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

tupac shakur

the greatest rapper known to man kind.
tupac had a voice, and wasn't afraid to use it to speak up for the black race. now even though he's deceased his voice will still be heard for generations to come.
r.i.p brotha and c ya at the crossroads.

i see no changes
all i see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
we under
i wonder what it takes to make this one better place
lets erase the wasted

by elise February 16, 2004

Turban Suburban

A semi truck driven by a person of Indian descent.

Darrel observed a Punjab at the controls of the turban suburban.

by Bigdummie April 15, 2021

Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005