Turdicken

When a man inserts his erect penis into his partner's unwashed anus after a very recent, very intense defecation, and then inserts it into her mouth.

"Honey, are you hungry? I know you had Indian for lunch, so how about some turdicken for dinner?"

by livefreeorjew April 24, 2022

Turdicken

Turdicken is a chicken breast wrapped in a split open bull penis stuffed into a turkey and baked. Often served at Seder as well as Ramadan and Christmas. It is also the main course at the White House Thanksgiving feast.

"Grandma made Turdicken for Christmas dinner!"
"I often enjoy a nice Turdicken sandwich."

by AndrewVandersmith March 26, 2010

Turdicle

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023

Turdical

A whimsical turd.

A person who uses whimsy in an annoying manner, possibly on purpose.

My wife is a turdical.

On seeing someone who is singing and dancing in a clearly annoying manner, one should proclaim "turdical"

by Keo Von Strudelpants April 26, 2025