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Turlet

I can't seem to get away from the turlet today.
by alphachimp October 11, 2003
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Tubetarding

The act of constantly watching you tube bloggers talk crap for hours on end.
Alex, turn that TV off. You a have been Tubetarding for rive hours.
by Stu54 March 8, 2015
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tumbleturd

(n) (sl) - Term referring to an actual scarab insect known as the Dung Beetle. This creature is native to many parts of the world, including Egypt, Africa, and South America... but it is also known to inhabit the Southern Regions of the eastern United States. The insect rolls wads of feces into a near-perfect ball, and lays its eggs inside the turd-roll, so that they may feed on the fecal matter as they develop.

In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.
While I was in Mississippi, I saw a Tumbleturd rolling dog poop down Bourbon St.

Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!

I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.
by Haywood Jablomy 2 April 22, 2018
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Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.
The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.
by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020
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playing with my tablet

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.
by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017
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Tabletop RPG

Tabletop RPGs (also called Pen-and-Paper RPGs) are roleplaying games in which a person takes on the role of a fictional character, as supervised by a game leader, often called the GM or DM (game master and dungeon master, respectively). Most of the time, it is for the purpose of playing out fantasy adventures, such as slaying demons or rescuing princesses.

Tabletop RPGs focus on combat, and often contain volume after volume of books which explain and expand upon rules, and add optional features as well.

Tabletop RPGs tend to have a medieval-setting, but include classical fantasy monsters such as dragons, and paranormal events such as spells and magic. Most tabletop RPGs are based in Tolkein lore, including the presense of elves, dwarves and hobbits.

Typically, when playing a tabletop RPG, you'll design your character in terms of their race, class and special abilities.

Racial choice (human, elf, gnome, etc.) usually sets the tone for your characters behavior. Dwarves are obnoxious and beer-crazy, elves are haughty and frivilous, and so on. Racial choice also often affects your statistics, such as how much damage you deal, how fast you can move, and so on.

Character class is basically their profession, though it is, again, combat-oriented. You won't see a Farmer class, but you'll often see archetypes such as Warrior, Mage and Theif.

Special abilities are those outside of race and class choice. They are optional abilities which either modify the way your character behaves in combat, or adds some stastical augmentation. In D&D, these are Feats and Skills. In Vampire: The Masquerade, this is tantamount to your Clan.

While the popular cliché would depict players of tabletop RPGs as losers and social outcasts, due to the most recent crop of fantasy-based major motion pictures, more and more demographics enjoy this passtime. This is made easier by the internet, as people can play in relative anonymity and across the globe.
Dungeons and Dragons is, perhaps, the most famous of all tabletop RPGs.
by Wind February 21, 2005
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The stone tablet

An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.
A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.
by Tacomaster88 May 30, 2008
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