When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019
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Get the Testicle Sunrise mug.Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.
by chickenstryps June 18, 2009
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Origin: Gaelic region
Origin: Gaelic region
“F u testicle shrimp!”
“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019
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Get the Squidward Testicles mug.The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.
by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009
Get the Testicle Wrap mug.The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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