n' Spelled "testoclesius"- The second biggest fagg0t ever to grace the earth. He is only surpassed by the one known as saltybluecrackers
by Sean November 28, 2004
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Usually found not far behind his interbuddy Genxgenius, and often found posting pictures of some whore called Sheila.
Usually found not far behind his interbuddy Genxgenius, and often found posting pictures of some whore called Sheila.
That Testoclesius is such an annoying nerd!
by :) November 22, 2004
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Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.
by schnoogie November 22, 2004
Get the Testoclesius mug.Originally from the Greek, the name Testoclesius spread across the English-speaking world during the 19th century on convict transportation ships. It first appeared in the dialogues of Plato, where it was given to a querulous urchin who mocked Plato's dialectical reasoning until put to death by Dionysus, tyrant of Syracuse, for unnatural acts with Dionysus' body servant.
In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.
There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.
In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.
There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.
by Isocratikos the Elder November 22, 2004
Get the Testoclesius mug.1. The funny jetstream guy told me to dip my balls in sulfuric acid. I accidentally committed testiclysis
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time
by ogdegen November 8, 2023
Get the Testiclysis mug.Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).
"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."
"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
"No way! She is testicless."
"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
by happynoj March 6, 2009
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1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
by P85 December 1, 2009
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