tree hugger

When you become so drunk, that you hug a tree because they can't stand.

Kathy got so totally blitzed that she became a tree hugger to stop the world from spinning.

by tori13 January 18, 2017

tree hugger

A Enviornmentalist AKA Hippie

Why don't you just go hug a tree, you damn tree hugger

by ac February 9, 2004

Tree Hugger

A down to earth person who is at peace with nature and all of its beauty, someone who loves all living things and the natural source it had came from.

Benjamin had loved nature with all of his heart and the beautiful people in it, some might call him a tree hugger.

by h4273happiehippies January 16, 2018

tree hugger

Tree huggers are people who aspire to live in trees for months on end in order to save the trees from being cut down to make room for commercial endeavers by the owners of the property on which the tree(s) are located. Their environmental activism is often funded for by the capitalism of their parents.

Myra is going to live in a tree for six months while her parents pay her student loans and credit card bills. She's such a good little activist.

by Jenn October 21, 2003

tree hugger

Some one who washes plastic bags!

Shelly is such a tree hugger!

by sbutters August 25, 2006

Tree Hugger

An environmentalist who attempts to save a tree by wrapping their body around it. Most are completely idiotic or completely brain washed. Also, they don't think of all the meat, plants, trees, water, etc. that has been killed or polluted by their mere existence. They should do the world a favor and create a human mulch pile out of themself.

Headline: A tree hugger was killed today in a futile attempt to save a freakin tree. Don't fret, hedid make something of his life, mulch.

by Laxin MoFo June 2, 2004

Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.

Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.

by Zakamaru October 9, 2008