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transparent hypocrisy

the intentional misrepresentation (or uncanny delusion) that you are supposedly being transparent
Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);

- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill
by op_position February 5, 2010
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Transparent Tricia

A transparently pale, blonde, ghostly looking, slutty female who steals everybody's man but can never find her own. She will probably be the writer of the book 50 shades of pale. Anything she touches gets 5 days of out of school suspension for 'sexual harassment'. There is a Transparent Tricia in every school. She's normally never had sexual relations with a man just to keep up her 'Christian virtue' but she's probably touched more wieners than ketchup. Transparent Tricia's normally never have boyfriends due to their slutty reputation, shitty personality, and 7 year old boy physique.
"Dude, I just got 5 days of OSS"
"Man I told you not to go after her!"
"Sorry, I don't know what it is about those Transparent Tricias', but, damn, they turn my loins to butter"

" Yea... maybe its the figure... straight and flat as a Wyoming highway. Every man's dream"
by sydd_luck April 24, 2015
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transparent clothing

Stuff people wear so that they can expose their penis/vagina
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING TRANSPARENT CLOTHING
by pi is mathnesss March 26, 2017
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transpants

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.
I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.
by MomFatale May 20, 2012
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Transparensexy

When a person is transparent in their communication with everyone in their life, its super sexy! Transparency IS the new SEXY!
God, it turns me on when he is transparensexy with me!
by LUXLY March 8, 2019
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TransKaren

A trans person who feels they are entitled and demanding (beyond what is really necessary). Or a trans person who gets overly offended (beyond what any normal trans person would) about accidental honest mistakes made my cis people when referring to trans folx, and makes complaints about it.

Basically a Karen, but transgendered.
CIS: "Hey mate, long time no see, what's been happening? "

TRANS1: "How dare you call me mate? You saw my post on Facebook about coming out. How dare you deliberately call me mate. That word is offensive to our people and community and you need to go do some learning on how to be more inclusive"
TRANS2: "Calm your tits, he made a simple mistake, stop being such a TransKaren"
by Dr Watson November 20, 2020
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Full Transparency

A hollow, largely unfulfilled claim often made in the context of important Political, Business or other social conditions that require exhaustive and accurate detail disclosure for reliable decision making.
So, when did the president LAST test COVID negative, BEFORE testing positive?
Well, He's the most tested man on the planet.
Right, but that response doesn't answer the question.
The president would NEVER knowingly attend any event if he had tested positive.
Of course not. Again, that's not an answer.
This president loves America and would NEVER do ANYTHING to put ANYONE in avoidable jeopardy.
(Full Transparency: He was awaiting confirmation of a positive screening test when he attended SEVERAL large indoor gatherings during which the recommended social distancing and mask wearing guidelines were COMPLETELY IGNORED...and that's why nearly 50 White House staff have tested COVID positive)
by YAWA October 9, 2020
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