towlu

An angel with a small dick and awfully hideous balls. Also horny for Saldana P.S. a midget.

You are a towlu.

by BananaVHGRx13 September 13, 2020

Towlie McHeadscarf

A description/insult of someone from the middle-east. Towlie McHeadscarf describes the person by the headdress they wear.

1) "Did you see that Towlie waving an AK47 next to a picture of a dead relative?"

2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"

by Troll November 29, 2004

towlee

The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towlee is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.

"where's towlee?! He's the king of getting high."

by Fluffpuff May 11, 2016

flangey beef towlets

a womens flaps, cunt

"she had these really wet flangey beef towlets, i couldn't keep my cock away!"

by alex sangster April 2, 2008

towle

sexual freaks, they loves big cocks in and around their mouths,and or vaginas.

this girl i met at the club last night was a total towle

by bamaboy18 September 5, 2009

towlin

To be insanely high
tooken off the popular South Park character, Towelie, because he is always high

Damn, Sarah, you are sooo towlin today its not even funny, do you have any idea whats going on?

by Sarah May 7, 2004

Towly

The kid at summer camp who put on his swimsuit under his towel because he was insecure about the size of his penis or because he had foreskin and was scared of being publicly shamed

Yeah don't know what Larsson's junk looks like, he's a towly, probably pretty tiny.

We all know that Will and Marshall are pretty big down there don't get towly

by ups427 August 29, 2019