Touron

Noun. A moronic tourist, usually from Canada, Germany or France.

In winter, the tourons from Canada descend on Florida.

by William Dean A. Garner May 5, 2011

Tolongges

(n) A person so ugly that you want to erase their existence.

A very good friend

Origin: Used by early Pilipino named Datu Jose Francisco Jefferson

Hoy tolongges, buburahin ko yang muka mo sa mapa eh!

by Mr i know it all shit June 14, 2018

Tulong

A potato, Also commonly used as a euphemism for a penis. Sometimes used in the form of a verb.

1. I play with my tulong all day
2. Damn I would really like to tulong her.

by katsujinken February 15, 2010

Toolon

The word toolon means that someone is either: Disgusting, or you could use the word as in you dont give a fuck about what you just did, OR what the person thinks about what you just did.

1st Definition: John: "Man that bitch's vagina was straight toolon yo"
Frank: "Hell yeah dude, i could smell that shit from the parking lot"

2nd Definition: Mary: "I can't believe you just said that"
Danny boy: "So what? I smacked the fuck outta that bitch with my words of hate.. toolon"

by Bigmoneygrip April 18, 2011

Touldn't

The touldn't is the anus, located directly next to the taint.

I wouldn't go near my touldn't tonight, I just pooped.

Would you like one finger or two in your touldn't ?

by Martin moneymaker January 20, 2012

Touloupis

The hottest most lovable Greek that ever walked the earth. Character, Integrity, and Leadership are just a few words to define the greatness and image one comes to mind when describing Touloupis. An athletically gifted young man, every girl wants to be with him and every guy wants to be his best friend. Also, Touloupis possess an incredibly high IQ.

Damn I wish I was more like Touloupis

by touloupis January 17, 2013

Touron

A combination of a tourist and a moron.

Touron, What time of the year do deer turn to elk

by Arimel January 22, 2017