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Twimmle

The act of shitting and pissing into a urinal at the same time.
Dude I just took the fattest twimmle.
by HoboMuncher February 3, 2020
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Timmed

verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.

Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
by Botski December 23, 2014
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timmies

place where great coffee is sold.

background: oldest/largest coffee chain in canada

this is the short form for :Tim Hortons
Example: wanna go to timmies, and grab a coffee. Ok, as long as i get a double, double.
by Cancron July 25, 2004
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timmies

best coffee store in all of Canada
by rowdy mark rowderson June 4, 2011
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timpleplop

a shite post made by Minnie_timperly
Read that post yet - it was really shite
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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timelexia

(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008
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Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom
Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...
by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017
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