timpleplop 

a shite post made by Minnie_timperly

Read that post yet - it was really shite

timpleplop by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Timpleplop 

A display of proud ignorance.

Liam Gallagher exudes a degree of timpleploppery every time he speaks.

Timpleplop by Big Fat Ron May 2, 2003

Tinkleplop 

A game that is played when one person is shitting on the toilet and another person who is standing attempts to pee between the shitter's legs. The stander who is peeing loses if any pee gets on the person who is shitting.

Hey Ryan, I have to shit. Want to play Tinkleplop?

You bet Dave, I love to play Tinkleplop. Fair warning though, I've been drinking.

Tinkleplop by RJWHusker September 13, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022