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verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.

Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
by Botski December 23, 2014
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Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.
Oh Man, I found Darth Vader really attractive last night, I must have been so Timmed
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getting the shit kicked out of you by a pair of Timberland boots; presumably in a ghetto context
That guy Keef got timmed when he was set up by some guys he was dealin' to.
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A quality given to a person or object because of Tim.
"I bought some new ice cream, because it has not been timmed"
by teen June 14, 2003
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To be timmed means you have gotten your daily fix from Tim Horton's, usually coffee.
John refused his co-worker's offer of bland office coffee, he got timmed on the way to work.
by Theresa1120 July 24, 2006
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See jewed. Hey, sorry, it was a cheap move, I just timmed you. Taran Gilstrap, is nice. Sorry for bing a total jew.

Do not use the same play over and over again at Madden 10, otherwise you are a tim.
We just got "Timmed". It was gay. Nobody wants to get "timmed" but it happens.

Don't get "timmed"
by biganglefan November 12, 2009
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To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.
Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.
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