Tumblost

When some is so into tumblr they forget about the real world

Angelina: "Hey"
Angelina: "Hello?"
Angelina: "Are you there...?"
Brad: "Sorry hunny! I was Tumblost"

by Jude228 July 19, 2012

Thumbless

Someone who can’t game.

Sheesh, I hate being paired with thumbless monkeys

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Flaming Thumbstick Wang Job

When an English guy is getting a handjob and the girl proceeds to shove a lit match into his penis hole.

Flaming Thumbstick Wang Jobs hurt like a bitch!

by Mr. Sicko July 31, 2011

Tumbeast

A large, yellow watermelon with the texture of a cactus and a stem shaped like a unicorn. Found primarily in Narnia and come to life on the third Saturday in June at exactly 1:43 A.M., EST.

"Oy! You there! There's a Tumbeast on my wanker!"

Well, get it off, Charlie, it's probably attracted to your Stunkmigeon!

by iamnotnjs March 8, 2011

thumbsterbate

To excessively or with great apparent pleasure send cell phone text messages. Normally with fervent pecking at the keyboard with dueling thumbs in an almost rhythmic movement. The texter may also be quite unaware of their surroundings, focusing all efforts on proper spelling of cryptic jumbles of letters and acronyms.

He completely lost track of time while thumbsterbating with his girlfriend all night at the party. He would thumbsterbate with his girlfriend at every given opportunity.

by MrMadness August 5, 2009

Thumbster

A person whose use of the written English language is very poor due to their constant texting with their thumbs that results in bad spelling and the overuse of extreme abbreviations like LOLROTF.

This paper is so poorly written it must be the work of a thumbster with blisters!

by CaptRumScum April 14, 2011

Tumblas

Black womens tittys...

Guy 1"damn i was fuckin tinesha hard last night"

Guy 2" how were her Tumblas"

by killa k dawg December 15, 2008