Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

by Michael McFly January 26, 2016

Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.

I made dicks on the dollar for that job...

by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023

P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization )

the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization (P.E.D.O). An adjective to describe a group of teenage boys who constantly ask girls for nudes and give off "Small Dick Energy". In other words, SnapChat Fuckboys.
Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is such a P.E.D.O, you have got to block him."

Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is so totally in the P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ), you have got to block him."

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 22, 2021

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025