Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!
The monkeys are coming.
by Bob the Impaler March 10, 2003

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.
Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"
Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
by mamaO February 6, 2010

by blazin hot real facts January 11, 2010

The monkeys are coming
by Mark Boniface May 24, 2004

by Psymonos March 24, 2003

by alex5091 May 30, 2013

One who holds a job that requires little or no intelligence and could basically be done by any of the lesser primates.
I hate being a supermarket monkey.
by Imus August 26, 2004
