the monkey knows 

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.

the monkey knows the monkey knows the truth.

the monkey knows by p0kerface February 14, 2019

The monkey game on arsenal 

The fact that this game wins so many times is proof that most people on arsenal are about as smart as a box of rocks. Apparently they don't even know how to play this game properly. Arsenal is a game where you have to kill people with guns and in the monkey game it makes you collect bananas to win. 99% of people in the monkey game ignore the bananas and go out of their way to kill people so they clearly don't know what they're doing. If you just wanted to kill people then why did you vote for the monkey instead of a better game mode. I didn't come to this game to collect bananas.

People who vote for the monkey game on arsenal deserve to get shot. Oh wait, good thing this game has guns in it! :)

The monkey game on arsenal by methaddict666 March 30, 2022

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

The Monkey King by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

The Monkey Bridge

The bridge/overpass that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave in Hyde park Massachusetts

“Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”

The Monkey Bridge by Ffrrreasfhte January 3, 2024

The Monkey Grip 

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.

Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.

The Monkey Grip by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024

swapping the monkey 

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019