fiddlesticks

a word that means jack shit even though it's supposed to be something you say when you mess up. IT'S NOT A SAYING!

you dumbass, fiddlesticks isn't a word, you deserve two kicks in the ass

by iamthezebra August 15, 2010

fiddlesticks

Although normally used to replace certain swear words in negative exclamation, this word can also be used as part of a rating system for judging attractiveness of the opposite sex. It's used when the person is extremely attractive, and it's helpful in conversation because no one will know what the heck you're talking about.

Guy 1: That girl is fiddlesticks!

Guy 2: Definitely.

by "Moose" April 16, 2009

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Fucky Fiddlesticks

The name given to an individual so completely devoid of linear thought, initiative, or attention span that any attempt at communication with them leaves you as sharp as the leading end of an orange. See also: Crackhead

Ol Fucky Fiddlesticks held me soft hostage for nearly an hour rambling on about how he's been planning on converting his mother's answering machine into a drone so he can run counter-surveillance on the "I'm fucking serious dude, a robot bird" he suspects got his cousin busted for manufacturing last year. Dick.

by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019

jimmy-mc-fiddlestick

the lower part of a males body known as the genitals

come here boy play with my jimmy-mc-fiddlestick

by jordan karshe October 5, 2007

Ah fiddlesticks

a phrase to use when someone gets their cock stuck inside of your ass

Daddy: “I’m sorry sweetheart. My cock is stuck inside of you…”
You: “A-ah fiddlesticks.”

by dicksmasher1234 October 29, 2023

Fiddlesticks Main

A Fiddlesticks Main is a person who mains the champion Fiddlesticks in League of Legends.
Most of them have severe trust issues due to the sheer amount of false skin leaks and false promises from Riot Games.
It's worth noting that they usually don't play any other champion in the game.

Person 1: Oh, so you are a Fiddlesticks Main?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Leona skin?
Person 2: mentally breaks down

by Karma Greif November 6, 2022