When you are having sex with a girl doggie style while in the Captain Morgans pose with one foot up, you find a Captain Morgans bottle and shove it in her ass.
o man, last night me and my girlfriend got so hammered off Captain Morgans i had to pull the captain on her...
by Mish UB December 09, 2008
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Holy shit, he punched that hooker for denying him a captain.
Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
Guy1: Yo dude, I heard that girl gives captains.
Guy2: yeah, I'd hit that just to get a captain.
Guy1: look she's going into the bathroom with a guy now!
guy2: brb.
by Arch-a-tek November 12, 2009
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A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
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I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
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