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"Those testosterone boys and harlequine girls. Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
-"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off" by Panic At The Disco
by Peace, Love and Happiness ^.^ October 11, 2008
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teetotaler

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.
Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!
by Tortuga July 8, 2004
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Tectone

Tectone: Someone who makes 10x more money than people who keep trying to cancel him for no reason
"Man i wanna be a Tectone"
by JoeTheDoughyBrain January 14, 2022
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textosterone

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.
Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.
by krotys August 19, 2008
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tektonik

A dance craze/music subgenre popular in France, characterized by French dudes with mullets and 80's retro clothes flinging their arms to electrohouse music.
Francophile: Hé! Dansons le tektonik!
Normal person: What the hell are you talking about?
by jarsilver August 5, 2008
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textorist

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!
by Iamnotone May 4, 2010
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Textortion

The act of using cell phone text messages to threaten harm on a person or property for individual gain and/or benefit.

Based on a January 2011 criminal incident in Franklin, Tennessee where a man stole a cell phone, was offered a $100 reward "in-kind" for it's return, but instead demanded a higher amount - effectively holding it for "ransom."

Local media (specifically WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville) billed him as the "Textortionist."
On January 14th, 2011, 26-year-old Bradley Vaughn was arrested in Franklin, Tennessee - charged with felony theft and resisting arrest.

His victim had accidentally left his cell phone among the merchandise of a local retail store. When he realized he was missing it, he returned to find it had been stolen. Using a borrowed cell phone, he proceeded to text his own phone in an effort to retrieve it - offering a $100 reward for its return.

Bradley Vaughn allegedly returned the text, demanding $180 - effectively holding it for ransom. He instructed the victim to place the ransom amount underneath a glass of ice at a local restaurant.

The victim informed local law enforcement prior to the ransom exchange. Police set up a "sting" operation and, after a scuffle, arrested Bradley Vaughn - attempting to retrieve the bait ransom money left by the victim.

Local media reported the incident, billing Bradley Vaughn as a "Textortionist" (Courtesy WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville)
by specterpoint January 16, 2011
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