lost in textlation

When sacarsm, humor, wit, emapthy, apathy, and really just everything gets twisted, lost, confused, royally screwed, and taken too far via texting and/or sexting.

Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.

Jen's morning after text to Steve: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you last night that I have Herpes."

Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.

Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)

by soggywhitebread April 8, 2011

Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017

textages

Text + Messages = Textages

I'll check if I have any new textages

by Iowa February 21, 2007

textlaxing

when the only thing you plan to do during the day is relax and text

Jason was suppose to be working on a school project, but he spent his Saturday textlaxing at home

by Damion Ackert-Owen January 9, 2009

textagraph

A portmanteau of "text message" and "paragraph", used when someone sends you a freakishly large text.

"Jesus Frank, if we need milk just come out and say we need milk, cool it with the freaking textagraphs you crybaby"

by Skin E Dude July 30, 2014

Textage

Words intended for a text but to be determined while writing the text.

"We need textage for the note" or "Come up with some textage for the note"

by KevintheG April 4, 2019

Lost in Textlation

Lost in Textlation

Will you call me because I feel like what you're saying is being "lost in textlation".

by Detroit through and true August 28, 2020