Twned

The same as getting pwned... except on twitter.

Dick: Did I just get pwned?

No you DICK your on Twitter you just got twned !

by SchwarzDOG May 4, 2011

tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.

He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.

by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015

Ham Towned

Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.

Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...

by DKnDuBois' May 16, 2011

tahned

A person who walks around slapping others with their t bone steak meat.

Wow tahned is weird.

by east lake homies January 4, 2009

tawted

The Act of Using tweeter as stated By Stephen Colbert on the Today Show March 18th 2009

Have you used tweeter ?

Yes ,I have Tawted.

by Crimsonvirus March 20, 2009

Tawney

Tawney is a nick name for tall blond boys who really only have a good sense of humor. He thinks a lot of people judge him for his “track record” but most people don’t know about it, until he says something.

Tawney totally looks like an uncooked noodle

Oh Tawney? He’s a solid 6

by CrispyK May 31, 2020

towned

A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.

"Man, Eugene got totally towned by Smitty's Towing Services this morning."

by Karjoe Goldzik October 8, 2005